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You Appear To Have Fallen Off The Map In The Blogging World

So says my friend Gary. But not literally, right?

I feel as though I have fallen off the map, but I haven't. I have just been remarkably busy since the first of the year. Here is a little taste of what I've been up to.

Teaching. I ended my teaching hiatus at the college. If I were an actual professor, I would refer to it as a sabbatical. But since I'm just a part-timer, I call it a hiatus. So, I'm back to teaching nine hours. When you already have a full-time job, life gets pretty busy, but I don't mind. I'm enjoying it a lot, and that's what matters, even it if leaves little time for blogging.

Leading worship. In January, I accepted a position as worship pastor at a local church. It is part-time, so it doesn't take up too many hours of the week, at least not right now, but it does drain the brain considerably. That means there just isn't much left to share.

Study. I am currently studying for two gigantic exams, which give me more street cred in the teaching world. Actually, studying isn't the word—CRAMMING is more like it. I had it all planned out. I spaced the two tests about three weeks apart, so I could complete one, then have 21 days to prepare for the next. Then the snow came, and the exam was postponed, now they are one week apart. I feel woefully unprepared.

Guns, Guns, GUNS! Recently, due to budget constraints, the city of Tulsa laid off about 150 police officers. Lisa and I decided that since the police aren't going to be there to protect us, we would exercise our second amendment rights, and buy guns. I purchased a Springfield XD .40 caliber subcompact handgun. For Lisa, we chose the Ruger LCP .380. Neither one of us have much experience in the firearm department, but we are having a great time going to the shooting range and getting our biscuit on. Next week, we are going to take the concealed carry permit class. Like they say, when seconds count, the police are only minutes away. So don't give us any crap, okay, punk?



Weather.
We have had a long stretch of dreary, wet, cold, snowy weather in Oklahoma. It began with the blizzard on Christmas eve, and hasn't let up much since. Tonight we are expecting another 4-9 inches of snow. Needless to say, I have not been on the bike much at all in the last six weeks. I even broke down and bought a gym membership. I've been going a few times a week, trying to stay on top of things. I need some sunshine. I need some serotonin. Some Vitamin D. Some buttered sunshine on my skin. But it isn't likely to happen anytime soon. That leaves me a little depressed, not in the mood to write. And since I'm not cycling, what do I have to write about anyway? Scott Brown's victory in Massachusetts? John Edwards' sex tape and love child? Obama's push toward Socialism by proposing that students should not have to pay back student loans?

Actually, there is much to write about, if I could just find the time and energy. And maybe I will. Maybe I will.

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Greatest Developments of the Last Decade

We turned the page on a new decade recently, and it doesn't even seem like it. Way back in the twentieth century, it was easy. I remember switching from the 70s to the 80s. It was so obvious that we were going into a new decade. Going from the "ots" to the "tens" was not. If they hadn't talked about it on television, I would have never even known it.

People always make lists of events of a past decade. You know, the most important news story, or the hottest movie stars, etc. This time, it wasn't too interesting, or difficult. I mean, if you asked anyone what the most important news story was, there is no debate. The September 11 terrorist attacks, right? It was a decade of unprecedented events, including the election of the nation's first black president.

There are some things that are open to debate about the last decade. A couple of us were discussing what were the greatest inventions, or technical developments, of the last ten years.

For me, it was obvious.



DVR.
Seriously, what has impacted our habits, and frustrated people in the advertising business, more than the digital video recorder? I rarely watch my favorite shows live, I almost always DVR them, so I don't have to put up with the commercials, and the "cliffhanger" effect. When Lisa and I are watching our shows, and we want to discuss something about it, we call "pause it." The DVR has totally changed the way we watch TV, and the way we respond to advertising. And I love it. The other day, I was chatting with a friend, and asked him if he had watched the latest episode of some show. His response made me smile. "I taped it."

There were other great developments too. Facebook, for example. What other development has done so much to bring people (back) together? If Facebook had existed twenty-five years ago, it is likely that I would never have lost touch with some of my closest friends.

We should also consider Craigslist as a great development. Wait a minute—advertising, for FREE? I have listed several things on Craigslist, and it works, better than any classified advertising that I ever paid for. Where else can you get a used couch, a bicycle, or a hooker, all on the same website?

Another important development is self-checkout at the grocery store. Not that I don't like interacting with the cashier. But after going to the grocery store regularly for a couple of decades now, I have had all the platitudes I can stand. I can usually get in and out of the store much faster using self checkout, and I don't have to make small talk with a teenage girl who would rather be texting her friends than talking to me.



Small, affordable, accessible GPS
. I haven't gotten lost on my bicycle since I got the Garmin Edge 705. It is so much more than just a GPS unit. I can upload my rides to the computer, where it coordinates workouts with Google maps, and keeps a permanent record of mileage, heart rate, and distance. It is an easy way to log my progress.

There are others, probably many others, but I have to get to work. What are your favorite developments of the last decade?

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Desperate Times

Winter comes every year, so it should be no surprise that I've had to be off the bike for the past several days. This year, it is different. It isn't uncommon for Oklahoma to get snow in the winter. Generally, though, winter comes and goes pretty quickly. I mean, we might get a big snowstorm, but within a day or two, the temperature is back to the mid 40s or low 50s, and it all melts off pretty rapidly. That's what makes Oklahoma such a nice place to live—just enough winter to get it out of your system, but never guilty of wearing out it's welcome. Not so this year.

On Christmas Eve, we had a mild blizzard. We got six to eight inches of snow. Not a big deal. Here was my street on Christmas Day:



Problem is, we haven't had any warm days since. I think we've had one day out of seven where the temperature was above 40. So the snow has been very slow to melt. Here is my street this evening:


Better than last week, but still dangerous for cycling. Black ice is everywhere.

Last night, as I drove through town, I witnessed several accidents, as there was some melting and re-freezing. The city streets were like a skating rink in places. One pickup truck driver creamed a policeman. The cop didn't look too happy.

Needless to say, cycling has been non existent for me. The last time I rode my bike was December 22, and it is killing me to be off. Not that it hurts to take some time out of the saddle. But I just really miss it. And I have been eating like a horse. Needless to say, I've been feeling very lethargic. And fat.

Things don't look terribly hopeful either. The gang at Channel 2 had the nerve to put this graphic up on their website today:


More snow moving in on Sunday, and not one day above freezing. I could cry.

Yes, I have a gym membership. We put it on hold during the warm weather, and I haven't really wanted to spend the money to start back up again. I also have a magnetic resistance trainer, but I don't like it much. I can never get my heart rate up, and it doesn't really feel like I'm doing any work.

But desperate times call for desperate measures. Today I got up off the couch, and went for a walk/run. I would like to have run more than I walked, but the sidewalks and streets were still very icy. I did that for about an hour, then came in and set up the mag trainer, and was on it for about thirty minutes. Surprisingly, it wasn't at bad as I remembered. I actually worked up a good sweat, got my heart rate up and into the mid 120s, and burned a few hundred calories. I think I'll leave it set up until the weather starts to thaw. Heck, maybe I'll even crack open my checkbook and re-activate my gym membership.


It wasn't so bad


At least I could watch the game while riding.

 
Good news is, I won! Stage victory!

Looks kinda like...


Hey, I can't dream, can't I?


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Winter Cycling

"I wish I lived in Tucson" was the comment I made to Lisa last night. Cold weather is becoming less and less tolerable to me, and when I see people on television who live in warm weather states, I become a bit envious. Phoenix, Las Cruces, El Paso, LA, even Austin. Any place warm and dry would be okay with me.



Oklahoma can be a tough place to live, when it comes to the weather. I have always liked that we have four distinct seasons, but as I get older, it seems like we don't have four seasons. We have winter, which lasts about four months. Spring lasts two weeks. Fall lasts two weeks. And Summer hangs on for seven months. A lot of summer, and a lot of winter, with a little spring and fall sprinkled in there.

The best thing about Oklahoma weather is that you sometimes get a little reprieve in the middle of a season. It is not unheard of to see a 75 degree day in January. Or in July, we might have a stretch of weather with highs in the 80s instead of triple digits. When you live in the Sooner state, you never know.

The most important lesson I've learned about winter weather is that you just have to grin and bear it. It is going to be cold, and there's really nothing much you can do about it. And just because it is winter, that doesn't mean calories go into hibernation. It would be nice if our bodies were wired up to not get fat when it is too cold to go outside. But it doesn't work that way. We still have to burn the calories we consume, and since I hate going to the gym, that means getting out on the bicycle.

I've also learned to not complain too loudly, because it could be worse. I could live in Wisconsin, or Minnesota. Or Alaska. Not that those places are bad, it's just that the winter lasts forever there. No thanks. Oklahoma winters are more harsh than in Arizona or south Texas, but they could surely be worse.

Why is it so important to keep moving, even in the winter?

  • Fitness.  Spring will be here before you know it, and it stinks to play catch up. 2009 was the first year I can remember where I was more fit when the cycling season started than when it ended the year before. It is a good feeling.
  • Weight loss. Or, weight maintenance, as is the case with me. I usually start the spring off with at least twenty pounds to lose. 2009 was the exception. It is always easier to keep weight off than it is to lose it. Since I love to eat, winter riding is essential.
  • Economics. Even though the price of gasoline is down from its high of 2008, it has gone up as a line item in many budgets. For me, that is because in the winter, I can't ride to work as often as I do in the warm weather. So I ride, to save money.
Riding in the winter is not as bad as people think. In fact, it really isn't bad at all, unless you're inside, where it is really nice and warm. And there is a game on TV, and a fire in the fireplace. Then it sucks. By that, I mean it is difficult to work up the motivation to leave a comfortable situation, to go outside where it is cold and windy. Right now, there is eight inches of snow on the ground here in Oklahoma. Personally, I try to avoid riding in the snow, for a couple of reasons. For one thing, I don't have the right equipment. I no longer have any bikes with wide, knobby or studded tires. Also, Oklahoma snow is different than snow in northern states. Here, we get snow, then the next day the weather will warm up, melting some of the snow. After the sun goes down, the melted snow turns to ice, making it impractical and dangerous to ride. As I write this, it is day six off the bike for me.


My street on Christmas Day 2009

I've read some really good articles lately, on the virtues of winter weather cycling. Here is a link to a site which talks about riding in snow and ice. Here is a link to the ICEBIKE website. Here is a nice story from the blog of Fit Chick, who had some interesting experiences on a winter ride. And here is a funny piece from Bike Snob about cold weather riding.


This is Matt. He is riding on a morning when the temp is -7 degrees.


Matthew lives in Ontario, and he rides every day, no matter what the weather does.

The bottom line is that the most difficult part about winter bike riding is making yourself get out. When you're warm and cozy on the couch, it can be hard to muster the stuff it takes to go out into the cold. If you do it right, you'll only be miserable for about five minutes.

Here is what I do to combat the cold.

  • Layers. Usually that means a t-shirt, then a bike jersey, and a jacket or coat. Also, I wear a pair of bib shorts under a pair of bib tights. The tights I use are lined with fleece, and are very warm. For commuting, I wear a Columbia ski jacket, with the liner removed. It is really comfortable. The only downside is that the arms do not allow moisture out, so I often will get too hot, and even sweaty, even in the extreme cold. Also, because the jacket is only effective when exerting a great deal of effort, it might not be warm enough if you have to stop riding.
  • Cover the extremities. Normally, my core will be warm, even hot, within five minutes of starting a ride. My extremities, on the other hand, take up to twenty minutes to warm up. On my hands, I wear Pearl Izumi gloves designed for riding in the cold, wet weather. If I had it to do over again, though, I would wear mittens. Mittens are much more effective at keeping your hands warm. On my feet, I wear shoe covers. Ultimately though, your feet are just going to suffer in cold weather. I rarely ever get my feet warm enough. When it is really cold, like, ten degrees, I will put chemical warmers in my shoes. You can get these at any hunting supply or sporting goods store. They offer some relief, but not much. I read somewhere that you can put plastic grocery sacks on your feet, under your shoes, and that helps. I haven't tried that one yet. On my head, I wear a balaclava made for snow skiers. The lower half is made of fleece that is think, and fairly wind resistant. The top is made from thinner material, so that it fits under a helmet. It is very warm. There are some downsides to it, such as moisture from your breath will begin to gather if you have to stop for very long. But it is an easy fix—either pull the mask down below your mouth, or start riding again.
  • Move. The good thing about your body is that it is really hot. If you looked at the forecast, and the weatherman said that the temperature was going to be 99 degrees, you would call that a hot day. And yet, your internal body temperature is about 98.6. If you can figure out how to trap that heat in, you're going to be warm and fairly comfortable. Think about it. We drive in our cars when the weather is cold. And the inside of your car, if left alone, will be about the same temperature as the outside. It is only the heat generated by engine that warms the inside of the car. If you drive down the road with the windows rolled down, you're going to let all that heat escape, and you're going to be cold. In the same way, the heat generated by your "engine," that is, your body, will keep you warm, if you trap that heat close to you. The way to trap that heat is to cover up.


It is also important to light up during the winter, so motorists will see you.



The key is to keep yourself focused on the goal. Think about how much easier it will be in the spring, and your body weight is under control. You're in shape when the season begins, and don't feel like you have to start the year off playing catch-up.

You can do this. Let's go for a ride. As soon as this snow clears off a little.

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Merry Christmas From The Family

From the Kearney home to yours...

Merry Christmas!


For a special video Christmas card, click here, sit back, and enjoy the holidays.




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Tip Your Servers, Please

The Christmas season is the toughest time of the year, if you're a budget geek like me. In addition to all the gifts for all the relatives you never see, there are budget busters around every corner. No matter how carefully you plan, there will always be an extra gift, a meal out, or a broken water heater to mess things up.

Add to that a deep recession, and you have the makings for a difficult time financially in the month of December.

Sometimes it is hard to avoid eating out during the month of December. Whether it is a holiday gathering with friends or coworkers, or you're out Christmas shopping and don't feel like going home to cook a meal, this is a big month for restaurants.


I was chatting with some co-workers at the bank recently, both of whom happen to moonlight as waitresses at local restaurants. Out of curiosity, I asked them about the tips they receive this time of year. They both said it varies—regular customers will often give them extra tips, while others stiff them altogether. The most common reason people give for not tipping in December is that they say they can't afford to. Money is just too tight.

Can I just say something? If you're going to eat out at a sit down restaurant, tip your servers. Don't skip out on the tip. If you cannot afford to leave a tip, don't go to a restaurant where tipping is expected. That's just wrong.

In fact, I would suggest that you tip more than usual this time of year. Those servers are probably doing like my friends—working second jobs to help make the ends meet. Leaving an extra tip is a great blessing to them. I was listening to a talk radio show the other day, and someone called in to say that he had left a $20 tip on a $20 dinner check. He wasn't bragging, he was just so filled with joy that he wanted to share it. He said it felt great. Another caller said that they had left a $100 tip recently, and he had the same feeling.

That's because generosity is a good thing. It feels really good to be generous. And it doesn't matter if our generosity is directed toward those we know, or those we don't. Generosity to complete strangers is just as great a blessing!

Lisa and I are going out to eat tonight. No reason—our shopping is all done, and we don't have any other plans. But her dad gave us a gift card to a local restaurant, and it is burning a hole in our pocket. Now the gift card is for $35. We usually share a meal and an appetizer, so we eat cheap. Hopefully we can eat cheap, so that the remainder of the gift card balance will be enough to make a really nice tip for our server. But if not, we'll leave a generous gratuity for him or her.

Another thing for those of you who happen to be followers of Christ. Generosity should be a quality you strive for. And it is a quality that identifies you as a believer. On the flip side, a lack of generosity is a bad witness.

Talking to my friends about their experiences serving tables, they said there is nothing worse than seeing a group of people come to their restaurant, offer a prayer before the meal, then leave them a crappy tip. They said that they hate to work Sunday afternoons, because often the "church crowd" will be the most difficult customers. Not only to they leave lousy tips, but many times they complain about everything. One girl said that if she didn't go into the business already knowing what she believed, she would have been turned off to Christianity, based on what she witnesses regularly by church people in restaurants. So sad.

So everyone have a Merry Christmas, and don't stiff your servers.

Okay. Good talk.

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Winter Solstice

Monday marks Winter Solstice, which is the day when the sun is the lowest in the horizon, for those of us in the northern hemisphere. It lasts only an instant in time, and marks the shortest day of the year. It also marks the first day of Winter.

If you're a pagan, Winter Solstice means rebirth, holidays, gatherings, rituals, celebrations, and all that crap.

If you're a bike commuter, it marks the beginning of the end of the dark night of the soul, also known as winter bike commuting. Don't get me wrong, winter bike commuting is still better than driving. In fact, I've read several article lately extolling the virtues of winter commuting, and I'm going to try to write about them here in the coming days. So I don't want you to think that I don't like commuting on my bicycle in the cold weather months.

Its just that warm weather riding is so much better. It is lighter, and therefore faster. You're not all bundled up. Your body doesn't have to decide whether to sweat or freeze. You don't have to worry about hitting a patch of ice. And you don't have to worry about riding home in the darkness. My resolve is not nearly as strong when it is cold and dark in the mornings. The fireplace is like a magnet, and knowing that I can be to work in less than twenty minutes if I wanted makes it very tempting to leave the bike at home.

When you're a winter bike commuter, you hang on to every little bit of good news.
"Sure, it's 35 degrees outside, but at least the sun is shining."
"There is a strong west wind today that should carry me straight to work."
"I shaved my legs last night, and I don't want to waste it."
Or the always good, "School is out this week so traffic will be light."

But there is no better motivator than December 21, Winter Solstice. Its like, we made it to the top of the mountain, and it is all downhill from here. From Monday on, each day will get a little longer. Darkness will come a few minutes later. And before we know it, the weather will be warm again.



I can't wait.

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Tiger Woods is Athlete of the Decade

It is that time of year again. It isn't even Christmas yet, and everyone is scrambling to get their stories published about the "greatest this or that" from 2009, or as is the case this year, the "greatest this or that" of the decade. 2009 is the last year of the decade, I guess, so everyone seems to be looking back.

These lists are always difficult to quantify. How do you name the greatest sports team of the last ten years? Or the greatest news maker? Or the greatest anything? Especially in this day and age, when stories and celebrities come and go like a vapor in the wind. Most stories don't hang on for one year, much less ten. The only thing that is obvious on any list of the past ten years would be the terrorist attacks of September 11, 2001. I'm sure that it will top everyone's list as the most important story of the decade.



But not all lists are as weighty as that. Take the AP list of greatest athletes of the decade, a list which was released earlier this week. It comes as a surprise to no one that Tiger Woods tops the list. Well, it WOULD have been no surprise up until about two weeks ago, when we found out that squeaky clean family man Tiger turned out to really be named "Cheetah." So far, fourteen women, most of them pretty trashy looking, have come forward claiming to have had an affair with Tiger Woods. It has been reported that most of the votes were cast after the scandal broke, so it would appear that his wandering eye and womanizing ways have no impact on his impact on the sports world.

Lance Armstrong came in second. A close second. And he is a womanizer. So I guess it doesn't really matter. When your top two choices are Tiger Woods and Lance Armstrong, fidelity goes out the window, at least as far as qualifications for this honor go.

Of course, I would argue that Lance Armstrong deserves to have won this honor. No surprise there. It isn't that I don't think that Tiger deserves it—surely one could make the case that he deserves it. I'm sure he does. I just happen to believe that Lance deserves it more.

I was chatting with a guy earlier in the week about this. He is an avid golfer, and he argued the point that Tiger deserves it more than Lance. He made some excellent points.

  • The PGA purse has grown from about $85 million to nearly $300 million since Tiger came along.
  • Tiger is the first athlete in history to earn over a billion dollars in winnings, endorsements, etc.
  • Viewership for tournaments where Tiger does NOT participate are significantly lower than ones where he does. In the year he was off recuperating from a shoulder injury, ratings were down 50%.
  • Tiger will likely win more major championships than any golfer in history. That is, if his current scandal doesn't force him into retirement.

So yes, in many ways, one could argue that Tiger deserves to be named "athlete of the decade." But I have a few arguments against it.

Is a golfer truly an athlete? I mean, sure, golf is a game, a fun game, but is it really a sport? I heard one person say that any game where an 85 year old man can beat a 35 year old man is not a sport, it is a game. There is a difference.
I've always said that any sport where you can be a professional, and be named "Lumpy,"  is not a sport at all.

Yep, his name is Lumpy

Any activity where the majority of participants drive around in little cars is not a sport.

One particularly passionate golfer said to me, "come out to the course with me, and play 36 holes, and see if it is an athletic endeavor. You won't be able to walk after that."
Of course, I defended myself by telling him that on at least a couple of occasions, I have played 100 holes in a single day. Sure I was tired, but I could still walk. And I was fat when I played 100 holes in one day.
Not one to get into a contest with him, I didn't suggest that he join me for a 100 mile bicycle ride. It is hard to argue against the athleticism required to be a pretty decent cyclist. Sorry.



And Lance has changed his sport pretty radically too.


  • He won the most difficult athlete event in the world, the Tour de France, seven consecutive times. Six of those victories came this decade. No other cyclist in history even comes close. Last year, after a three year retirement, he came back and managed a podium finish (third place overall).
  • While in retirement, he managed to run the New York City marathon in less than three hours. He said it was the hardest thing he has ever done.
  • While on vacation in the off season in 2009, he raced, and won by thirty minutes, a 100 mile mountain bike race in the mountains of Colorado.
  • Bicycle sales across the world are up, even in the midst of a deep recession. More people in the United States are riding bicycles than ever before, and much of the credit lies with Lance.
  • Prize money for cycling events has increased world wide. So have television ratings in the United States. Who would have ever thought that Americans would be lining up to watch bicycle races on television? But line up they do.
  • Sure, Tiger is the fourth most recognized athlete in the world. But Lance is the seventh most recognized.

Oh, and did I mention that Lance overcame cancer before he accomplished all these things? To me, that is the clincher. Tiger is a great golfer. He is the greatest golfer ever. He is one of the top athletes of any sport in the last ten years. He has won more money, and more tournaments, than just about anyone.

But he never had cancer. In fact, up until last year, he's never really even had a side-lining injury. Lance had testicular cancer, which spread to his lungs and his brain. Some doctors gave him less than a 2% chance of surviving. It hit him when he was in the prime of his career, or so he thought. But he fought through it, and ended up at the top. No other athlete in history has overcome such odds.

To me, Lance Armstrong is the greatest athlete of the decade.

Of course, now all the tennis fans might argue for Roger Federerererer, who came in third. Not a chance.

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Oral Roberts Died Today




Tulsa is the home to Oral Roberts University.
Today their chancellor passed away. Oral Roberts is a bigger than life personality, or at least he used to be, and his name has been associated with Tulsa for the past fifty years.

When I was a kid, and we moved to Tulsa from the great state of Maryland, Oral Roberts University was one of the first places we went to see. Anytime our family came down for a visit, they wanted to see ORU.

We watched him just about every Sunday. I'll always remember them singing their theme song, and hearing Oral say, "something GOOD is going to happen to YOU!" Then Richard and Patti, and the World Action Singers, would start in. Oral always referred to his wife as his "darling wife, Evelyn."

Upon the news of his death, comments posted online wish Oral well, quoting verses like, "well done, good and faithful servant, enter into your rest."

Respectfully, I must disagree.

Roberts did a lot for the city of Tulsa. I'll admit that. Before that, we were an oil boom town, known as the "Oil Capital of the World," because every year, the International Petroleum Exposition was held here. But as the oil began to dry up, and most of the oil companies moved to Houston, Oral Roberts stayed put. His university drew people by the thousands here, and many of them stayed.

His contributions to the Christian faith were not so positive. In fact, I would argue that there is a sum negative. He owned a Bible. He held church services. But that's about it. Let me explain.

Roberts is the arguably the father of the health/wealth/prosperity gospel. He taught that it is always God's will for you to be healed, for you to be healthy, for you to be wealthy. This is completely the opposite of what Jesus taught. Jesus taught that in this world, we will have troubles, and our lives will not satisfy.

Roberts took advantage of people. P.T. Barnum said that there is a sucker born every minute, and Oral made millions from his belief in that. A fool and his money are soon parted, and Oral knew how to extract millions of dollars from little old ladies. In my opinion, he is no better than the people who send those emails from overseas, and take money from people who can least afford it, with the promise that they will get rich if they give their money to him.

Roberts was a false prophet. Many times, Roberts "prophesied," and those prophecies did not come true. In fact, often he was proved wrong. For example, he stood up and preached against the Assembly of God denomination for their handling of the Jim Bakker incident. He said they were wrong, and said that God told him that he was innocent. A true prophet of God is never wrong.

Roberts was a liar. When his son Richard divorced his wife, Patti, Oral gave the order for all records of her to be destroyed. Thousands of hours of archived video tape were edited to keep her out of the minds of donors. The same was true of his son Ronald, who committed suicide.

In the 80s, when trying to raise money for his doomed hospital, he claimed that he was visited by a 900 foot Jesus. Jesus told Roberts that if he didn't raise $8 million, God would "call him home." In other words, God would kill him. I'll never forget the Saturday Night Live skit about this little chapter in Oral's life. The final check came from the owner of a dog track in Florida, and when Oral endorsed that check, any credibility he may have ever had was gone forever. He would take money from any body, any time.

He wrote a little book many years ago, called "The Miracle of Seed Faith." I read it once. In it he claimed that the Bible teaches that God will specifically pay you back, financially, ten times what you give to him. Do you need a thousand dollars? Give a hundred to me. Do you want a million dollars? Send $100,000 to me, and God will give you the million. He treated it like an investment.

In the 1970s, John Lennon wrote Oral Roberts a letter. Lennon was obsessed with television, and watched several popular TV evangelists. Lennon told Roberts that he was sorry he ever said that the Beatles were bigger than Jesus. He said he was afraid of dying, and wanted to escape hell. He asked Roberts if Christianity was real, and if it could really help him. Bro. Oral mailed John Lennon of copy of "The Miracle of Seed Faith." John Lennon send him a large contribution. A few years later, Lennon said that he had been born again. But within eighteen months, he had rejected Christianity completely.

Oral spent the last several years of his life in Palm Springs, California. That's where millionaires go to retire. While he was basking in the lap of luxury, the university that bears his name was nearly run into the ground. Only the actions of a few members of the board of directors saved the institution. If it had been left to the Roberts family, that school would be on the auction block today.

It is not my intention to bemoan the dead. I have prayed for Roberts' family today, because they are surely hurting at the loss of their patriarch. But the fact is that there are a lot of misled people out there because of Oral Roberts. Some of those who are misled are members of the faith, but their doctrine is jacked up because of what Roberts taught. And some of them are outside the faith, and Oral Roberts is going to be held accountable for the trash that he taught. It would be better for him if a giant stone was tied around his neck, and he was tossed overboard.

I only wish that his crappy doctrine would have died with him today. But there's no chance of that.

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Biggest Loser Season 8: Danny Cahill

The eighth installment of The Biggest Loser did not disappoint. There were two Tulsa boys in the mix this time, and both did well, and one did really well.

Danny Cahill, who is 40, weighed 430 pounds when he stepped onto the ranch seven months ago. Last night, on live television, it was revealed that he had lost 239 pounds, which is more than 55% of his body weight. He now weighs 191 pounds. Well, he weighed 191 pounds at the final weigh in. I suspect that after the show, he went out for some pizza and beer, so he might actually weigh 199 pounds this morning. Surely he deserves it.

It was the most weight loss in the show's history. The transformation was remarkable. Who knew that such a handsome man was lurking behind that little tuft of jazz beard on Danny's face? Weight loss does great things for a person.

Danny won $250,000 for losing the highest percentage of body weight. He says that he and his wife discussed it, and they are going to put new carpet in their modest Broken Arrow home.

Rebecca Ann Meyer won the $100,000 at-home prize—she looks great too.

Season Nine begins on January 5—that's just over three weeks from now. It is a "couples" theme, and from the previews, it looks like another good one. This show is an inspiration, and if you need encouragement to get your life back, watch it. It can be done. If one man can do it, any man can do it. You can do it.

Here are some before and after pictures of Danny. Enjoy.








 


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